Alright so right now I am on an airplane headed to Georgia to start this book tour. Since I'm taking so many lovely people with me I decided to rent out a private jet. Sexy, I know. I got one of those awesome things that lets me use the internet even when there is no wireless signal from Verizon so, I have of time to waste writing in here.
Let me give you the general scene setter for whats going on right now. Jill (my publicist/ new best friend) is creating a poster to send to the people at all the bookstores for display purposes using some 200 dollar software. She's also drinking what can only be one of those toxic alcoholic energy drinks and wait . . . she's looking at me and knows that I'm writing about her. All she does is roll her eyes and glare at me . . . as if she doesn't know I've gotten worse "If looks could kill."
Moving on, sitting behind Jill is her newest assistant the young, 21 year old, Kyle. Despite working with Jill he knows how to relax and is actually reading what looks like a graphic novel while enjoying a beer . . . I like him already.
Other people in our company include the pilot (crazy Jeff who is rambling about Yorkshire Terriers and the Iditarod ???), Rachel, who puts visuals to everything I write and my good friend/former bartender/ new copy editor Harry. As a matter of fact we just came back from Harry's graduation from USC and I have to say it was so long and boring it makes me glad I didn't graduate college (just kidding . . . bad joke).
Why did I bring all these people with me ? Well, I'm supposed to be working on my new book, the manuscript is due next week and as you can see I'm procrastinating by writing to you guys. I should get to work . . .
In the Air
Author: Joel /
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8 comments:
I want to be on that sexy jet with you ! Do you have an extra seat ? lol
I graduated from USC this weekend with a BS in Biology and I didn't see u there ): anyway, congrats to Harry go Trojans !
Are we going to get an excerpt from your book ? This SAHM needs some of your writing while my husbands in Iraq !
I want to be on that jet ! ! ! Now that Harry is your copy editor (working for Cobalt,I assume) do u need a new bartender ? I'm not old enough to drink but, I can pour beer !
Please bring Cal's plane back in one piece, honey ! lol, don't drink to many margaritas !
Wat !? Uncle Joel why didn't you take me.
I have that Verizon thing to and I love it. I use it all the time when I want to read my e-books. I can totally relate to the bartending thing because I used to bartend on Mojito Mondays !
You really are sexy JSYK
LiLe
XOXO, BB
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