My life has slowed down a lot lately and because of that I haven't been blogging much. It seems like all I do is work and go to physical therapy. However I may be taking a short break from writing fiction for a while so I may be devoting more time to this blog. I will probably start actually talking about things or what is on my mind. I have also made a promise that I will attempt to answer some of the comments on here.
I have an AOL e-mail account and whenever I sign in I usually learn about useless things that are going on but, I figure some of the AOL "news" can help me come up with things to write in here.
I've decided to have a little fun with this entry and talk about an article entitled Sexual Style by Sign which was on AOL Health.
I know this entry might be a little inappropriate for children but, it's not too graphic
So, my birthday is March 4 and I am a Pisces. According to them I am emotional not intellectual (true). It also says Pisces are "talented at pleasing others and accepting pleasure. What's naughty to another sign just seems like fun for the fish, and they approach bedroom romps with an open mind and an open heart, always expecting your time together to be fantastic."
I don't know if that is true I tend to be pretty vanilla but, I would actually be open to trying new things and I would like to think I always have sex with an open heart. It's funny though I think the only thing we add to our sexual relationship is the occasional KY product, the crazy things those people can do it's . . . amazing
It continues to say
Turn on's :Pisces are often turned on by fantasy games, so get out that cheerleading costume and start stretching.
Turn Offs: Don't play it cool with your Pisces, or he'll lose his libido. A Piscean partner needs to get a response in the sack.
I find this true, I mean anything from conversation, saying my name tothe occasional sexy moan really turns me on. While my fantasy isn't about cheerleaders I do have one my significant other would never consent to.
It's says I am compatible with Scorpio, Cancer, Taurus, Virgo, Capricorn.
Uh oh
My wife is an Aries. And you know what ? They almost have her to a science
"Passionate and impatient, these lovers want to get down to business. They're not into wooing you with flowers and romance. They're actors, not dreamers, and they prefer a spicy, energetic romp to a drawn-out lovemaking session. "They want what they want, and they want it now," says Vega. If what they want is you, you'll have a partner dedicated to pleasing you between the sheets -- but you'd better not be into foreplay, because you're not going to get much."
I am pretty sure my wife absolutley hate foreplay, I think she is creatively stunted
However it says she should be turned off by scheduling sex but, she is totally into that.
I want to say I take no truth in astrological signs but, I find this to be purely entertaining. For a long time I wasn't very open sexually. It was something I only wanted to do for societal purposes like to consumate a marriage or for procreational purposes. I know that sounds stilted but you will learn about the fire-and-brimstone-church-makes-backwoods-look-classy-environment I grew up in
Now, however that has changed. I still strongly believe in a monogamy and abstinence but I think once you are married you should not be ashamed of sex, I have no problem talking about my (or lack, thereof) of sex life. I love being with my wife and having that intimate connection with her.
This our obviously my beliefs and as much as I want to push them on others I know that I can't.
I just want to say it people are completely pissed off at me and think I crossed a line. I'm Sorry.
The S Word
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24 comments:
Just so I know, where would she hide the body and where do you want me to spread your ashes ?
Jill - LOL, very funny . . . but be alarmed if she starts cooking meat.
Back to shocking us, aren't you, Joel?
-- Stella McCormick
It would be great if JSO did a entry about her clothes, I love them.
I thought you and your wife had broken up ?
OMG, Joel you are so SEXY and sweet. I'm a Cancer,BB
JB uses KY, I want to hear more !!!
Are you really talented at pleasing others ? I'm sure you could please me !!!
If you believe in abstience then why are you still sleeping with your ex and calling her your wife, you're not even married.
I want to know more about JB's sex life, will this be a chapter in your autobiography
I hate typos,
I wonder what your little fantasy is . . .
JB. U R 2 SEXY to need that KY stuff ! ILU ♥♥♥♥♥♥♥♥
UNF UNF UNF ! (;
This post make me HAWT, you are offical a DILF ! !
Nice post JB, but I wouldn't feed my DH for a week if he posted things about our love life online. I hope you can cook.
That wasn't the S word I thought we'd be hearing about ! I can't wait for you to blog more .
Is the fact that she is "dedicated to pleasing you", why you are still with her ? It must be
I'd have to agree with Chastity and Jill ! I hope you make it out okay.
It's nice that you like being with your wife (or whatever), but it seems like you just like the act and not the person. The entire experince should be with someone you actually like and likes you back.
Scheduling sexy times with JB :
24/7
DONE
I try to comment on all employees blogs, but this is just . . .
Okay, I am keeping my promise so, here goes
Tara-- We can't just break up. I refer to my wife as "my wife" because that is all I know her as. We are still together and love each other very much but, legally speaking no we are not married. I'd like to think of it as a marriage of the heart, does that make sense or is it extremely corny? TBH I still feel odd putting her name online and place and I am still not used to the phrase "Significant Other". So,in short we are together,yes.
Vegas23- I don't see how this entry or anything I do makes me sexy but,I appreciate the sentiment. I mean I'm a writer, in a wheelchair with 10 kids I've always though those were unsexy qualities. If you were talking, in general than, I appreciate it I'm sure you are sweet too.
RedRose-- You don't and you never will. ;) Although I will say those damn commercials will get to anybody.
Helenea-- I honestly could not tell you. However we have had some epic fights and I have done some bastard-like things so, she must take me back for some reason . . .
Juniper B. -- I'm not going to look it up but I guess I believe in waiting for one person and monogamy with that person (I'll call it monobstinence). As I explained earlier I am with my wife. (I just cannot type her name out, is that weird ?)
Harley -- The story of how I lost my virginity ? Yes. Anything else ? No. Sorry I have my limits. I like your name I'm going to put it on my list of names I think are good names right after Clemintine.
Linda -- I love typos, they prove thier is a human behind the screen. Also,I'll never tell . . .
Luv_U and Libby90-- I appreciate the comments but, um . . .no comment from me.
Veracudda -- I'm not 100% sure what hot with a w signifies but, I am not going to say disagree with someone who thinks I'm hot.
Chastity--Lucky for me I can cook and if my wife decided not to feed me for a week I would be a very happy man. I would never go as far as to post intimate details though and if you did get mad at your husband you would be perfectly within your right.
Andy_Harlawights-- So,I hear you have a book coming out ? Even though it's with Rosenwall I am glad for you, we at Cobalt can't get them all. If my wife starts selling meat pies and this blog starts being written in green font than you should all worry about me. (She loves that Sweeney Todd)
Cheergirl-- Yes you are absolutely right. And I do love her as much as I like the act, possibly even more. But, this entry was all in good fun
London+Bridge- Again no comment
Julie R. I'm sorry Julie, this is a one time thing please don't hate me. Next time I will write about kittens.
There I did it I answered them all but, my hand is cramped,it took a lot of time and I am rethinking ever doing this again. I appreciate the comments and I notice people seem to be especially fond of the little hearts.
You know we can still read it right ?
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